omfg scrolling your dash in public is like playing russian roulette with a gun made of gay porn
(Source: trekintothedarkness)
OMG
YOU
I CANT EVEN
haha I’d say im both delicate and sweet
I swear tho my mind is 110% fucked right now XD
You are awesome
☯ ←HERE IS LIFE
where can I get this top?
I made it on my own
queued ✌
booty booty booty booty rocking every pear
Nobody understands how funny i find this
(Source: chuskopan)
Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples.
everyone fucking reblog this
forever reblog
Clearly they don’t have a tumblr.
I’m sorry but how could i not
(saw a text post similar to this so props to them)
preach it gurl
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
wxng:
Reasons to Date Me:
- No one will ever try to steal me away from you.
- Sometimes I’m funny.
That’s all i have
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS ON TUMBLR
*spills coffee on laptop due to uncontrollable laughter*
(Source: thingsicanteven)
do you ever just want to sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence
(Source: warmachinerox)
